pornographicmeatnightmare:

delicately-interconnected:

Freud believed that women “feel the need” to knit as a subconscious desire to construct thicker pubic hair to hide their lack of a penis.

i stand by my saying of “freud’s a fucking dickhead”

(via uncle-press)

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

(via colinmochrie)

i need to start packing for school

boromirs:

Will you follow me, one last time?

(via antisafic)

Tags: hobbit

humorculus:

DO NOT BRING THIS BACK

humorculus:

DO NOT BRING THIS BACK

(Source: omnistab, via despondence)

i had a dream the other night i was on a bus and the bus driver wouldnt give me my luggage unless i showed him my ID

so i give it to him and hes like “no this name doesnt match” and im like “no thats my luggage i can see it i know its mine”

so i look at the tag on the luggage and it has my last name except someone had put my first name as “yolo”

i never got my luggage

dean o’gorman was in my dream last night

he was an EMT at my school and we hung out and joked around for a bit while we looked for an unoccupied bathroom because i had to pee really bad

also we watched the battle of the five armies movie and there was a scene that was seven minutes of the dwarves in boats just grunting at each other

(Source: maccdemarcoo, via fredthirst)

(Source: macdemarco2, via fredthirst)

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

(via alwaysblind)