Green Lantern Jon Stewart. The other Green Lantern Jon Stewart. Yes, that would get confusing.
What ring would Stephen Colbert have?
I love Jon’s show not for the politics, but because it is full of dramatic readings of the autobiography of Hitler’s fake gay lover and Jon in a sombrero with an acoustic guitar singing about immigration to Bush and “long, hard CAULK” jokes re: FOX News and being all ho yay with Stephen about bananas and slices of pizza and constantly giggling at his own jokes like an adorable derp.
Also Stephen’s interview with Neil Gaiman was the greatest thing ever.
My cable’s been out for a week. I feel as if I’ve missed something important.
