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u gUYS uvu

rubs them uwu

ty friend

pachydactylus replied to your post: i bought a four-pack of red bull and i might just…

holy fuck no dont die LMAO

nah dude its only 33.6 ounces i’ll be fine

pachydactylus replied to your post: FoRTY PERCENT HE JUST SAID ITS GoNNA BE FoRTY…

sh no baby it’s ok

No YoU DoNT UNDERSTAND IM So BAD AT THE NAVAL MISSIoNS IN AC3 I DID ALL I CoULD To AVoID THEM

pachydactylus replied to your photo: what do u mean u dont give yourself makeovers…

im sobbing

youve won everything congratulations

punkassisland asked: WHAT TIME IS IT THERE

PARTY TIME

pachydactylus replied to your post: this sucks im hungry and we dont have any food and…

i was going to write ‘i’ll make you soup’ and then i wondered what your parents would say about a dudely-looking 21-year old asian person from california standing in your kitchen making food

theyd be like oh hi

and then ask me when i got friends

and laugh at how hilarious their joke was

pachydactylus replied to your post: why

WOW SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU HIT THE JACKPOT DERE

im gonna

pachydactylus replied to your post: oh yeah at dinner everyone started yelling…

no come here your job can be being precious for me and making soup with me as we cry over video game characters in bad dirty suits

we’ll get payed in bullets and cans of gasoline this is brilliant

pachydactylus replied to your post: damn boku no pico is long as hell fuck that shit

i watched the whole thing don’t do it ):

i guess it will just be one of those things i dont experience