pachydactylus replied to your post: i bought a four-pack of red bull and i might just…
holy fuck no dont die LMAO
nah dude its only 33.6 ounces i’ll be fine
pachydactylus replied to your post: FoRTY PERCENT HE JUST SAID ITS GoNNA BE FoRTY…
sh no baby it’s ok
No YoU DoNT UNDERSTAND IM So BAD AT THE NAVAL MISSIoNS IN AC3 I DID ALL I CoULD To AVoID THEM
pachydactylus replied to your photo: what do u mean u dont give yourself makeovers…
im sobbing
youve won everything congratulations
pachydactylus replied to your post: this sucks im hungry and we dont have any food and…
i was going to write ‘i’ll make you soup’ and then i wondered what your parents would say about a dudely-looking 21-year old asian person from california standing in your kitchen making food
theyd be like oh hi
and then ask me when i got friends
and laugh at how hilarious their joke was
pachydactylus replied to your post: oh yeah at dinner everyone started yelling…
no come here your job can be being precious for me and making soup with me as we cry over video game characters in bad dirty suits
we’ll get payed in bullets and cans of gasoline this is brilliant
pachydactylus replied to your post: damn boku no pico is long as hell fuck that shit
i watched the whole thing don’t do it ):
i guess it will just be one of those things i dont experience
no baby you are so adorable and i think your face is precious let me just pet it except now i’m running away from all the zelda spoilers on tumblr sorry i’ll just take you with me obviously
uvu you are so sweet and quick i’ll hold off the spoilers you get in the car and drive
just drive and dont look back
pachydactylus replied to your post: pachydactylus replied to your post: dude i just…
TOUCHES GENTLY…
